So I pulled this $300 Blue Spruce ARTIFICIAL tree from the box today, it came out in 3 parts, bottom and middle already together from last year. I pop the 7 foot 6 inch monster on top of the stand and cut the rope loose that is holding the limbs like a bear hug and.. BOING! The limbs fell into place and it instantly became a perfect Xmas tree. Oh yeah, I put the top on it after it was secured to stand that keeps it from falling on the floor.
So.. It has 1000 built in lights and the whole tree spins really slow if you flip the switch to make it spin. Sure it makes sense, why the hell decorate an entire tree and not see the whole thing!!? I mean really now, if this thing didn’t spin, I would have ended up decorating the front and sides, leaving the back (THAT NOBODY WOULD SEE) untouched. See? Spinning is good